The Spanking Head

Hello Reporter Sarah here with the latest Spanking Head news ,we have seen a spanking head sighting near Alberta, they claim he has light brown hair looks about in his 40's and gives people "melvins" a type of wegie. One of the victims Mrs.Nelson will tell us how it felt: Oh I'm on? Ooh um well it's hard to explain really but when he does your underpants tighten and it's really painful.: Thank you Mrs. Nelson now our leading report says that this mans name is Michael Patrick Nelson thats all for tonight so have a good night see you next time on the SPANK channel bye!