Sweeping changes are to be imposed upon our glorious State:
- Children's shows and Cartoons (except ironic ones) shall no longer foul the living room with their hyperactive voices and continual battling.
- Spices and flavours more complex than greasy, salty and sweet will be Cooked, Served, and Eaten with Relish.
- Vegetables, including Asparagus, will become Staple Foods of the State.
- Long Hairs on Floors and Surfaces and among Laundry Items are hereby Abolished from the State.
- School papers, toy parts, food crumbs, and dirty socks may No Longer be Left Lying About, upon punishment of, uh, Something Scary and Full of Doom.
- Depeche Mode is hereby declared the Official Band of the State, and their music shall be heard often.
- The State is hereby declared a Spanking Head-Free Zone.
2 comments:
Um yeah. Good luck with that. I predict a coup d'etat within, oh, about a week or so. Resistance is futile.
Enjoy it while you can michael. it will be short lived. control of anything always is! but you will get a chance to do all the cleaning your heart desires for what a week? love to you and yes resistance is futile. brenda
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