Oh, and by the way, you're a spanking head.
Me, in a subsequent email:
Subject: I should also mention ...
You are a smelly pants booger bottom stinky head.
Sarah's reply:
who rides a tyrannosaurus rex with laser cannons for arms
controlled by a polar bear from the compass book thing with all the
armour and stuff, who carries a double side lightsaber like the one
darth maul had and it's not purple or blue or anything it's rainbow and
the t rex is on a chariot and dragging the chariot is a unicorn who was
born under the sea and raised by narwhals, and the unicorns uncle was
the rock combined with the guy from old spice, and the oldspice guy had
this shark as a pet, and the shark was holographic, and made of
lollipops and the shark invented the typewriter which was passed on to
thomas edison who is actually my great great uncle and thomas edison
married da vinci so he was my great uncle too and then da vinci invented
the ninja sword and became a ninja and while he was a ninja he met this
wizard and he turned into a cat like in the youtube videos, like one of
the sleeping angel cats, but then the wizard he met was actually david
tennant and matt smiths daughter and she was awesome a taught this other
person who ended up being flo from those insurance commercials who
formed of monsters and men and then they passed on all the raw
awesomeness to me and none to any parents and you should probably
forward this because I spent like half an hour writing it have fun love
you.
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